Charge of the Goddess CaffeinaListen to the words of the Great Mother, She who of old was called
among men Savarin, Nescafe, Folgers Crystals and so many other names...Whenever ye have need of wakefulness, at least once in the day, and
better it be when the sun is rising, then ye shall assemble in your
kitchens and adore the essence of Me who am Queen of all Beverages. There ye
shall assemble, ye who are fain to gain awakening, yet have not won open
eyes, to these I will teach things that are yet unknown. And ye shall be
free from coherence; and as a sign that ye be truly free, ye shall be yawning
in your rites; and ye shall read the morning paper, make bacon and eggs,
and drive to work, all in My praise. For Mine is the ecstasy of the awakened,
and Mine also is joy on earth; for My law is sleeplessness unto all beings.Keep clean your mug; let naught float upon its surface and so turn
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your stomach. For Mine is the secret door which opens upon the land of
coherence, and Mine is the cup of the Elixir of Life, and the Cauldron of
Caffeine, which is the Holy Grail of Insomnia. I am the Gracious Goddess, who
gives the gift of wakefulness unto the mind of man. Upon awakening, I
give the knowledge of the caffeine high eternal, and beyond morning, I give
peace, and warmth, and tolerance of those with whom ye must interact. Nor
do I demand aught of Saccharin; for Behold! I am the Mother of all
Stimulants, and My love is poured out into your mug.copyright Susan Guerth/xirene.